But being a Crabby smartass is all part of my charm....
The wench is back.. I am half a couple btw- Bellelicker is my other half and so I'm not lookin to change my life here just meet new freinds n have fun ..This last 6 months Cancer has turned my world upside down and frankly I look at it as a mixed blessing Its changed my life in good and bad ways but I am stronger for the journey and moving forward. I am blessed with many wonderful friends, amazing kids and a man who loves me for who I am as well as who I am not. I am a lady not for the faint of heart- I live for the moment I change like the weather, wear my heart on my sleeve,I have a razor wit, scottish temper and a passionate soul. I dont take shit and can dish it out when I need to-- pretty bluntly, I call em as I see em.I enjoy my life and am focusing on living it well. Im looking for a few good men and women to be freinds that I can enjoy hangin with goin with the flow - enjoying social time and fun as adults . If you dont have your profile filled out,- I play as a cpl now except in rare cases- I dont want to be a toy or flavor of the month I want a freind with benefits who can be honest decent and gives a rats ass and isnt ashamed of the freindship outside of here- someone who can say "hi" in the store and mean it- not too much to ask is it? Oh the flip side, I dont want some wingnut coming up to me when I am out goin "fuck I loved yer pics on Adult FriendFinder" or "can we meet for a quickie" when Im at work or with my mom either tho so use yer head folks!( yes someone did that once when I was with another Adult FriendFinder freind in Fton )
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And in the end , the love you take is equal to the love you make!
Do you crave sensual lingering tender kisses mixed with my warm pussy juices on your lips..? The squeals of this multi -orgasmic woman still ringing in your ears as you drive away all content and satisfied??? Well, I am your sensual, sweet ,curvy, passionate, got ass and tits voluptuous blonde , the one who can suck and fuck you, deep throat and swallow you, cuddle and massage you and then send you home to the wife or girlfriend cause I have the hubby at home waiting for me.(ssshhhhhhh, it's OUR secret.., NO , he doesnt know...)!!! We know that the pussy rules on this site..you guys spend SO much time trying to get it , work it, make it happy... Well , I want to make YOU happy too...so we cum together ( many many times...) Dont ask me if I am for real!!! I AM....And if I dont answer your message, it is because women get about a ton of mail on here and we have to live a REAL life too!!!! Plus every now and then we do take a break!!! HOT passionate men who love to please as much as to be pleased.....Two men , even better ...and sometimes a woman in too!! Why not? Maybe I am a LITTLE bit bi but the cock always rules!!! I know my way around a clit but need that HARD COCK after it!!!....Always looking for women to make the boys wild with me for 3 somes!!!! I am a HUGE kisser/cuddler..love to just suck up the affection so if you arent into that , then dont bother with me!!! NOT into just the functional type of fuck! Love to touch , be touched , rub , massage and make you want to almost PURR!!!!.........but i also love someone who is willing to try all kinds of wild and freaky things with me!!! Am a KINKY PERV, I am never sure what I will try..!! Couples are fun too!! I am a comfortable third in a threesome or fourth with the couples thing...hey, I can swing! It goes without saying that I need discretion and will ALWAYS respect that need in others as well....
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sweet..sexy..fun
Once shy..now ready & willing to experiment! Big girl with pretty face who loves to have fun & enjoy all life has to offer! Easy going with wild side. Love to party- but I'm a late bloomer with a lot to learn & do..hint, hint! Love to travel, listen to good music, enjoy the arts, go dancing, meet new people..share laughs, drinks, good times. Seek open minded, laid back, thoughtful, funny, smart, interesting people...for friends/fun. Dislike drama..dishonest peeps. Please tell it like it is..share your real (& yes recent!) pics..and be real about what you want. Oh yeah..almost forgot to say..I have a sweet tooth..definite weakness for caramel and chocolate! So hit me up if youre sweet ;) I'm Bi, clean, looking for fun with someone who appreciates a larger figure (size 18/20)..if the chemistry is there looking for a relationship filled with lots of great sex! I absolutely loooove to kiss...mmmmm actually orally fixated overall! So you should love to kiss..love to keep the 'foreplay' going all thru the night. I like boys and girls to be a little agressive, willing to be told what to do, but think it should be give & take. Into new ideas, positions, toys...Not interested in mind games or diseases! Must use condoms. Must be discreet. Please no one younger than 26 or older than 38 thanks! Not interested in married OR attached men/women. BOY-O-BOYS!! I HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED BY YOUR RESPONSE, THANK YOU!! FEEL FREE TO EMAIL, BUT UNDERSTAND THAT I MAY ONLY DO QUICK REPLY, OK?? Kiss Kiss Update: Ive decided im looking for more these days..not casual sex/fuck buddies..im in search of a more meaningful relationship, thats far from boring! ;) Im hoping i can find people here who want to make a connection, but dont want to be bored in bedroom either! ;)
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It's not all about the sex...it's about meeting, connecting and making sparks that fly.
I'm new to the area, unattached and very much looking forward to meeting people that I don't have a fudiciary obligation to. In my business, I don't meet a lot of single people, let alone fabulous, carefee couples to click with. It kinda kills the deal when you ask a man if you can have sex with his wife. :-p I've been working so long and being a mom, I forgot what I really like to do. I want to explore the Northwest and what it has to offer. I really like my work, and then mostly enjoy the company of humorous and witty people. I look forward to meeting girl friends and guy friends to hang out with; drink coffee, wine or tequilia, antique shopping, dancing or a brisk walk around the block. Socializing is what I love to do on weekends, be it with friends, family and people who just wanna have fun. I'm looking for friendship, companionship and perhaps some naughty bi-fun if the sizzle is right. I am straight and not wanting a pic of "Mr. Happy". I'm first attracted to a great smile. If you're married and she doesn't know you're here, sorry, I'll have to pass. I'd like to meet fun single men; don't hold this against me, but my naughty side wants to explore a woman, oh, alright, you can bring your husband. If you're looking for some company, searching for electricity, and finding excitement in the pursuit...me too. I get along best with people who have a sense of humor, who get sarcastic humor. If you have a dog you love more than me, don't break my heart yet. If you have a dozen dogs, our time here is thru. If you're someone with a spine, intellegence and charisma, you will win my time and...other things too.
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LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY!!!
If you are strong and talented enough to handle me, bring it on. Remember the mind is the biggest sex organ you have. Impress me in order to get with me. TO THE POINT---LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY.
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